chambergambit:

thegetawaymile:

Dramatic Reading Of A Break-Up Letter

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YOU MAKE ME TOUCH YOUR HANDS FOR STUPID REASONS

THIS WILL NEVER GET OLD.

For Brittany.

(via who-locked-me-out-of-hogwarts)


(via remusslupin)


Done with biochemistry forever!

I’m free. I’m free. Quick. Quick, ask me to draw some mechanism. Say, “Draw the synthesis of fatty acids.” Ask me to draw some structure. Try that.

Uhhh, draw the synthesis of fatty acids?

No way!  Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahah.


How to survive finals week:

  1. Open your textbook, or your notes.  See, that looks like studying.
  2. Make one of these.  With chocolate chips.
  3. Read your book or notes while eating.  Make “mm” noises every so often so it sounds like you are taking in the material but really the mug cake is just delicious.
  4. Repeat as necessary.



you know what it fucking sucks when you have so many books to read but school keeps getting in the fucking way and you just get homework everyday and it’s like goddamn it motherfucker i juST WANT TO FUCKING READ MY BOOKS I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SCHOOL I WANT TO READ MY FUCKING BOOKS

(via ohtonks)


docktahwho:

Nyan Cat, performed by an orchestra.

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dirkjakeschoicebutts:

saintjimmeh:


I don’t know what these are but I want the red one.


I can give you the red one….if you make a contract with me. 

dirkjakeschoicebutts:

saintjimmeh:

I don’t know what these are but I want the red one.

I can give you the red one….if you make a contract with me. image

(via lostinmymindpalace)


behiahnee:

the-game-mrs-hudson-is-on:

Can you hear me, letsthrowmoffatoffaroof? CAN YOU HEAR ME?????

Elizabeth, these attractive men want you to study!

I know, I know, but my brain hurts.  There is too much information inside it already.